I don’t think I’ve ever said “the audacity” so many times about another audience member but the lady in front of us OMG THE AUDACITY. Other than that #kinkybootsbway was absolutely stellar. I loved every second of it. Even got the T-shirt. Thanks for the planning @danasokolov (at Kinky Boots on Broadway)
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It’s 20-bi-teen y’all. My New Years resolution is to pet more dogs and keep it queer 🥳 I got to wrap up 2018 visiting some of my favorite people and dancing the night away. I couldn’t ask for better people in my life to be honest. To all of you, thanks for helping me strive and survive in 2018 in all the many ways you did. I love you all let’s get this environment thing underway in 2019 and junk. Cool. #20biteen #Newyearspost #newyearsameme #Newyearnewscarf #Queerposes (at Rhode Island)
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pharaohmangos: bpdstri: personal-insane-asylum: teaforyourginaa: xlovelyxhavocx: juliawiinchester: juliawiinchester: juliawiinchester: I hate men
Can we bring this back? He’s the reason I started carrying knives everywhere… One time he saw me inside of a liquor store and I refused to step outside until he finally left.. AN HOUR LATER. He just stood there waiting for me to leave the store. Ugh. I’m glad I’m across the country from this creep.
Oh he also stopped by my work EVERYDAY to ask me out and EVERYDAY I would say “no thank you” it got to the point that whenever I saw his car pull up I would tell my boss and then go hide in the back room. He honestly terrified me.
Men are fucking terrifying, I once had some random dude stalk me at work because I smiled at him. … something you get in trouble for if you don’t do when in customer service!
what the actual fuck
Everytime a guy tries to describe himself to me as a nice guy and that i shouldn’t be afraid, my warning siren in my head gets louder.
protip, people who are actually nice, don’t usually feel the need to tell everyone how nice they are.
Men feel so entitled sometimes. It’s scary to watch the interactions sometimes.
fakehistory: The beginning of the “Great War” (1914)
frollosuggestions: orchestrated-chaos:  Tumblr staff making sure no Pornographic Blasphemy gets posted
Thats just me looking for somewhere to tinkle
notsoelephantirrelephant: archaeo-geek: sleeping-out-of-tune: rugelachs: straight culture was decimated by this video
I’m the gay showing up to disrespect the troops
I lost it at “the Needle-dick’s parabola.”
The split second shot of them screaming in the forest is me as FUCK
crystalqueer: My sister said the birds in her town were acting weird and I was like uh-huh whatever and then she sent pictures and   Now I’m terrified.
sapphirecutie1995: ubergeecko: I went through 275 pages of my video tag to find these vines among others
this is a portal to a better place
animatedamerican: a-spoon-is-born: branewurms: beggars-opera: Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages - Oh, my hand
- The parchment is very hairy
- Thank God it will soon be dark
- St. Patrick of Armagh, deliver me from writing
- Now I’ve written the whole thing; for Christ’s sake give me a drink
- Oh d fuckin abbot
- Massive hangover
- Whoever translated these Gospels did a very poor job
- Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night
- If someone else would like such a handsome book, come and look me up in Paris, across from the Notre Dame cathedral
- I shall remember, O Christ, that I am writing of Thee, because I am wrecked today
- Do not reproach me concerning the letters, the ink is bad and the parchment scanty and the day is dark
- 11 golden letters, 8 shilling each; 700 letters with double shafts, 7 shilling for each hundred; and 35 quires of text, each 16 leaves, at 3 shilling each. For such an amount I won’t write again
- Here ends the second part of the title work of Brother Thomas Aquinas of the Dominican Order; very long, very verbose; and very tedious for the scribe; thank God, thank God, and again thank God
- If anyone take away this book, let him die the death, let him be fried in a pan; let the falling sickness and fever seize him; let him be broken on the wheel, and hanged. Amen
what does oh d fuckin abbot even MEAN
an abbot is the head of a monastery so it just means “fuck my boss” basically, an abbreviation of “O damned fuckin Abbot”. this is what it looks like:  Brasenose College MS 7, f.62v
What I love about this most is the implication that “damned” was considered a worse word than “fucking” and thus had to be abbreviated. (I mean if you think about what the words actually mean, it should be.)
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: thelibrarina: kingcuniculus: Emily Carroll
I reblog this every time I see it, because the part that makes this so horrific to me, is that the room is a direct callback to Goodnight Moon. It takes this memory of safety and security and turns it directly upside down and I love it.
hey so Emily Carroll is my absolute favorite horror artist and her stories are some of the greatest things i’ve ever had the ghastly pleasure to read. many of her comics are free online, such as the classic His Face All Red
close-encounter-of-the-bird-kind: yoi-shenanigans: Here is a baby button quail on a spoon  Here is a baby button quail falling off a spoon 
That’s it. Best post. Life complete.
ironoffline: themadcapmathematician: seriously underrated Doctor Who Comedy Moment™: when the Doctor explains to Donna that the Tardis is translating her words to Latin for their visit to Pompeii and her immediate thought is what would happen if she spoke actual Latin to someone so she goes up to some dude and says “Veni, Vidi, Vici” and he tells her he doesn’t speak Welsh
Every single episode with Donna was a seriously underrated Doctor Who Comedy Moment
™
katy-perrythe-platypus: archaeologicalnews:  During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots. The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London. “By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.
Archaeologists:  Originally posted by bob-belcher 500-year old skeleton: 
katy-perrythe-platypus: archaeologicalnews: During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots. The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London. “By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.
Archaeologists: Originally posted by bob-belcher 500-year old skeleton:
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Hello there lovely~! My name is Eve. I'm a cis lady (she/her) I make fine art & work in technical theatre I'm poly, very queer, and here for the dogs probably My tags: facts: about-me, personal, face: cheesexgenius
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